BloodRayne

Is this the worst film ever made?  It's got to be a contender!  The story is so full of holes it barely makes sense, the dialogue is shocking and just the overall production is beyond crap!  Which when you consider the big names involved is quite frankly unbelievable.  This is an insult to the game of the same name and when you consider that the game was so popular that the central character made a topless appearance in Playboy.  Just shocking!!!

Film 275/365, Day 305/365 – Dinoshark

What a steaming pile of poo!  Just because anyone can make special effects doesn’t mean they should.  Whoever came up with the design for a shark with a dinosaur head was clearly messed up at the time.  The story is one dimensional and the actor poor.  My personal favourite moment in the film was the end when I didn’t have to watch it anymore.  As bad as Sharktopus!

Synopsis:  A prehistoric shark thaws from an iceberg and goes on killing rampage of the coast of Mexico.  

Film 229/365, Day 243/365 – Batman and Robin

Completely and utterly rubbish!  The script is crap, the acting is terrible, in fact there isn’t a single redeeming feature in the whole film.  And when you consider the budget and the actors involved it is inexcusable.  It’s as if they tried to merge Tim Burton’s Gothic Batman with the Batman from the TV series from the ‘60s.  Appalling!!!

Synopsis:  Batman and Robin continue to protect Gotham City.  Now they are facing with Mr Freeze and Poison Ivy, but maybe the real problem is the friction between Batman and Robin.  Will they be able to stick together long enough to save the day?

Film 141/365, Day 152/365 – Sharktopus

Complete and utter shite.  The acting is bad, the direction is bad, the CGI is bad, the script is bad but the most shocking thing about Sharktopus is that someone actually put up the money to make it.  Almost the worst film I’ve ever seen!

Synopsis:  The military in it’s infinite wisdom creates a Shark-Octopus hybrid which it soon loses control of and it goes on it’s inevitable killing spree.

Film 54/365, Day 59/365 – Teeth

Dawn is an active member of the abstinence group and regularly gives talks about abstinence. When she meets new boy Tobey she starts to have feelings that she has not felt before. Growing up in a religious community Dawn’s exposure to sex is very limited, not too mention the female body. So why would she think it’s weird if she has some extra teeth where she’s not supposed to.

This film was complete and utter crap. That's it, I feel like I should say more, but that just about sums it up.

Film 22/365, Day 23/365 – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Shame on you! The only saving grace for this film was that I didn’t pay anything to watch it, unlike the fifty or so people who helped to amas an opening weekend return of £433. This is absolutly the worst film I have ever seen, I found myself watching the clock hoping for the end about twenty minutes in.

I’m sure you’ll be saying “What did you expect!”, but let me just let you in on one of my guilty pleasures, I love rediculous monster movies and I always have time for a bit of gratuitous nonsense. This film however did not deliver one single redeeming moment. The story was worse than rubish, the acting, if you can call it that, wouldn’t have looked out of place in a primary school nativity play. The single biggest flaw with Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus was that it took itself too seriously.